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Ek baar ek Bandar ne ek aadmi se poochha

Ek baar ek Bandar ne ek aadmi se poochha ki tum mei aur
mujhme kya fark hai?

Aadmi bola:- tum daal par uchhal kood karte ho jabki main
daal kar uchhal kood karta hoon.

Pappu Aur Madam

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Tha. Uski Class
Ki Ek Teacher
Pregnant Thhi Uske Dekh Kar Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu – Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti ?
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli – Ye Baat Bhala Mujhe Kaisi Pata
Hogi
Pappu – Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai
Aapko Ladkaa Hone Waala Hai.
Teacher Hairani Se – Arey… Tujhe Ye Baat Kaise Pata ?
Pappu – Mam Wo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Bethhti Ho To
Ander Se Uski Moochhe Dikhaai Deti Hain.

Doodh Wala Aur Ek Aurat

Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi Oonchi Awaaz Mein Gusse Se Boli
Aurat – Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge Ab Bas Bhi Karo Tumse Achchha
To Paperwala Hai 
Jo Chup Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai.

Ek Chhoti Bachi Ne Randee Se Poocha

Bachchi – Aunty Aapke Paas Itna Bada Ghar Hai, Paisa Hai,
Cars Hain
Aap Ka Business Kia Hai ?
Randi Boli –  Bas Beta
Ek Mera HOLE-SALE  Ka Business Hai

Ek Aadmi Apne Bachche Ko Lekar Sabzee Mandi Gaya

Ek Aadmi Apne Bachche Ko Lekar Sabzee Mandi Gaya Aur Bola
Aadmi – Dekho beta jo cheez khareedni ho use daba kar
check kar lena chahiye.
Kuch dino baad uska beta Haanfte hue Baap ke office pahuncha
aur bole
Bachcha – Pitajee Pitajee ek aadmi Mummy ko khareedna
chahta hai

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